Is April Fool's Day on the Internet better than a regular day on the internet?
Every day I go 2 work at my office desk job, and waste 70-90% of the day reading blogs and websites. These websites construct my reality, even moreso than real people and events in my life. It's great...
View ArticleMother’s Day At Chili’s: A Play By Carles
Characters:Mom: Mother of the family Son: A relatively alt son, back from design school for the summer, pissed to be back in suburbia named Chaz Daughter: Entry level alt tween named Jessica Mike: A...
View ArticleAre dads the ultimate bro, or are they post-bro?
Some people have a good father Some people have a bad father some people have no father Some people have multiple fathersSome people feel 'chill' around their father a spirit of bro-ness that lasts...
View ArticleJust watchin the fireworks... with my bros... riding chillwaves... 4th of Broly
</embed>Jamming in my parents' garage playing a cover of the hit Animal Collective song"Fireworks" No, not off Merriweather PostPavvyBut actually off their brilliant album "StrawbJam"It's a chill...
View ArticleWhat r u thankful 4 in 2k10?
Thnxgvng... Rlly h8 u 4 personal reasons that I don't even want 2 go in2 (h8 my parents + older brother + spoiled tween sister)But I want to share joy With the ppl who truly understand me: Bros on the...
View Article"Will u be my Valentine?" -Carles
I'm looking for a keut, alt Valentine. U can be a keut entry level gurle, an altbaguette, a boi, an altbro, a ghey twink, or even a hefty mainstreamer. I am just tired of being alone. I want some 1...
View ArticleHIPSTER RUNOFF VALENTINE'S DAY QT CONTEST
A few days ago, I put out an open call 2 be my Valentine [link]. It seems like my inbox has been flooded with both reports of lamestreamers on facebook, as well as tons of QTs+altbros who want to be...
View ArticleR u giving up anything alt 4 Lent?
Photograph: an alt priest did a conceptual doodle on my forehead Lent is a time where ur supposed to give something up because God died or something, or Jesus, or la Virgin De Guadalupe peaced into...
View ArticleHIPSTER RUNOFF St. Patrick's Day Alt QT Contest
Searching for the next HRO alt QT The VALENTINES DAY CONTEST has morphed into the St Patty's Day ContestIn order to enter into this phase of the St Patty's Day contest: 1. Take photo of urself holding...
View ArticleI h8 my mainstream dad.
My mainstream dad I'm supposed 2 <3 him on Father's Day Go ovr 2 my parents' house 2 enjoy some bbqBut I can't I h8 that guy 4 turning me in2 'me' I resent my mainstream fatherDad Why did u feed us...
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